A short list of things to not do in the library





I'd like to share a short list of things that may get you banned from the library, or at the very least bring down the wrath of the librarians, regardless of how explicit the building policies:
  • Dealing drugs inside the library
  • Doing drugs inside the library
  • Overdosing on drugs in the library (being found unconscious in the bathroom is for bonus points)
  • Rolling cigarettes inside the library
  • Leaping from a balcony/ledge to the floor below it
  • Exposing yourself (additionally humping the desk is also frowned upon)
  • Taint punching

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