Staff Only Parking
Notice anything amusing? I was amused at the very least.
Here's my tip of the day, don't park in the Staff Only lot. We know who to ask to move when our coworkers block us in, you probably don't. Please don't get mad at us when you've already ignored the "Staff Only" sign, even if you are blocked in by two or three of us.
If you don't respect the threat of a tow, please at least respect the very real threat of not being able to get your car out of the lot.